2006 Gibson Les Paul Studio! Super Aged Alpine White! Trades OK!

A late night in a smoky bar, the crowd is strangely subdued, as if, waiting for some unspoken magic to transport them from their mundane existence to a higher plain. A chord slams out - so powerful, so ringing, so right and righteous that for one split second the space between worlds dims and all the elements of time: past, present and future meld into one cosmic, existential experience. This guitar plays that chord. 2006 Gibson Les Paul Studio in Alpine White that has aged perfectly (without a nick, ding or crack) to that sexy cream color that only comes with years, and rarely comes at all. You can't buy this kind of vintage color new - you've gotta earn these stripes. Humbuckers (cover removed on the bridge of course) controlled by classic electronics that let the tone out by keeping it simple. Ebony (yes, actual ebony) fretboard and zero fretwear. Oh yeah, classic black lizard hardshell case with beauty shroud. Fat 50s neck gives you something real to hang on to and solid (9+lbs) body makes it sing like a bird and sustain like an IRS investigation. Trades for other LPs, Firebird, US Fender and other high end rock n roll gear considered. If you're reading this it's still available. No shipping, delivery or digital cash. FCFS. All sales / trades final and as is. No shipping means: I'm not shipping it. You come and get it. No delivery kinda means the same thing, again you gotta come get it. No digital cash means ONLY GREEN MONEY, no PayPal, no Venmo, no Zippy Bux or Bitcoin. FCFS: first come first served - ya snooze, ya lose. Lie to your boss. All sales final: know what you're getting into before ya get into it. I'm glad we could spend this quality time together.